is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
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i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
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Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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