I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
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She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
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usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I am available for nakedness
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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