The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
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So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
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I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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