Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Randomize
