Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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