he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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