so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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