How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
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