So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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