Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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