I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
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I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
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I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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