I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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