I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
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my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
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it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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