it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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