I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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