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I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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