Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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