Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
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The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
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We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
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