It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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