How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
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The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
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I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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