I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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