I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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