u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
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You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
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I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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