when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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