JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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