I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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