i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
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sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
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Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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