I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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