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(586): View more from Michigan

Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...

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(847): View more from Illinois

This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason

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(407): View more from Florida

Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight

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(530): View more from California

I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?

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(203): View more from Connecticut

also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.

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(613): View more from Ontario

Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad

(1-613): View more from Ontario

I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.

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(858): View more from California

Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever

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(314): View more from Missouri

Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.

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