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• (916): View more from California

  People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  nutella sex= disaster

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.

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• (518): View more from New York

  I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.

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• (310): View more from California

  Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.

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