Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
vagina is talking i cant
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
