We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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