Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Randomize
