At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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