Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I am spending my child support on dildos
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Randomize
