Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
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I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
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I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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