Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
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Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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