I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
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yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
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Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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