so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
the liver wants what the liver wants
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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