If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
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I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
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Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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