bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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