using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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