haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
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