The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
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