Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
