I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
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its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
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She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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