Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
i've created a new STD.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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