Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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