My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I have aggressive nipples.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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