Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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