No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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