im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
