my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
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But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
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Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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