At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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