I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Randomize
