my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
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I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
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I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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