Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
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so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
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All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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