I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
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