The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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