she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
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